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Wake Me Up When October Ends

We've been through a lot together , and a picture says a 1000 words . better than a 1000 word essay . apache? roll the pictures

Love you sayang :) <333 Cant wait for November!! :)

Algazoon , Calazoon , Xanthazoon , FUCK - Molecular - CookingZoon

Sorry i havent updated for a long time guys , been so busy its not been funny . New semester is crap , except for bakery . Molecular cooking , kitchen design and maintainence is truly an unimaginable subject that it gives a whole new meaning to the word BORING .

For you guys who dont know what the fuck molecular cooking means , it means a pain in the ass . Somehow or rather there are the pros and cons to it . Like for example , ill give you guys the positive side of it first , the creativity involved in this subject is limitless . I could make your ice cube taste like nasi lemak if i wanted to , i could make asam pedas into a small sphere where by if you pop it into your mouth , you get the whole taste of asam pedas . Thats how great the subject is . HOWEVERRRR , its a pain in the ass because you got all these chemicals involved such as your algizoon , algazoon , calazoon , xanthazoon , dont-know-what-else-zoon . Measurements have to be on the dot or not the dish turns out like crap , and i mean crap . ill show you guys some good examples of benda jadi dan benda tak jadi .

If you guys wanna check out some famous chefs that are familiar in this method of cooking , check out Ferran Adria , Heiko Antoniwicz , and Gerhard . their platings are simply breathtaking . NO matter how fucked up their attitudes are , you gotta have some respect for the guys . Alright , picture time . ROLL EM' !

this was our first ever dish we made , besides the Carrot spheres with Ducca .

this was honey melon caviar . Looks small , but the impact of flavour was unbelievably

strong!

this was our carrot spheres made with ducca . Amazing shit because i never

thought one day i would be making carrot juice and mixing it to become a gel .

There was another sphere we made out of Campari (a really strong liqour) but

that was terrible .

This is were it got a bit better . The shot glass on the left , is actually orange

juice on the bottom and red wine on top , But its not actually liquid . Its actually

a really light foam . The one on the left is pure red wine foam . Extremely

light yet flavourful .

There's a close up on it . Amazing piece of shit aint it ? Done by Heiko

This is where it starts to get dangerous , and im not joking . That container

is housing liquid nitrogen which temperature is approximately -182 degrees celcius

Just 3 seconds on your hand and it can actually give you a cold burn . Which means ,

its the reverse of a burn , it freezes your hand so bad that it can actually turn your

hand into ice and if you smash your hand , Welllllll lets just say your be using

your finger as an ice cube for your teh o' . What he was doing was carrot juice in a ballon

. While rolling it , the liquid inside freezes and it turns into a ball . The pictures will

explain everything

these are the carrots balls prior to getting dipped into the liquid nitrogen .

Before i continue with some more pictures , lemme just give you a heads up that the

following pictures are for the dinner we were doing for some Datuk that night . Note

that this is the same shit that goes on in hotels .


Basically our menu for the night had an appetizer , a soup , 2 main courses ,

and 2 desserts . Sorry that i couldnt get any pics for the soup and 1 of the main courses

really rushing that night ,so really limited pics .

This was our appetizer . Pan fried scallops , with carrot spagghetti , mustard oil and leaves

and carrots with scallop tartar .

This was one of our main courses , Asam pedas served with rice and ikan pari

To me , i think throughout the whole 4 course meal , i think the desserts were the

killer . This gives a whole new meaning to Bubur Cha Cha . The purple cube are actually

the yam which we gel-ed it and notice that there is a sphere on top of it . Well thats the

jelly in mineral water spheres . Cool huh ?

A whole shot of the plate . Plating done by Heiko . Amazing masterpiece

dont you think ?

Here's a better shot of the sphere's . The gula melaka was drizzled on later .

Didnt manage to catch a pizture of that .

This was the dessert done by the lecturers . This is carrot cake , with a side of

blueberries and a small line of nuts with chocolate sauce . Remember about the carrot balls

i was talking about ?

Well here they are , Placed directly above the carrot cake . Lovely things ,

they just melt in your mouth when you place them in . Was a perfect topping

to end the meal .

i cant really say that i hate this subject , yet i have 1001 reasons to hate it ?

makes no sense because its 7am in the morning . GOOD night!!!

Should i be sorry , mad or guilty ?

Right fuck that , MTV World Stage was fucking awesome ! as usual , pictures speak louder than words , sooooooooooooo (ANIS IM SORRY YOU HAVE TO SEEE THIS )

GOT TICKETSSSS?!?!!? because we do (muka bangga )

As you can see , it wa packedddd , sorry for the really lousy pictures .

They didnt allow cameras in , so we only got fucking photos

from a camera phone . PFFTTTTT .

Huge screen they set up . Would love 1 in the bedroom .

We missed estranged , FUCK , but we did manage to get in ngam ngam

before boys like girls started playing . This picture i Martin climbing the

scaffolding , risking his life to entertain 20 000 Malaysians for the sake

of music .

He gotta be on coke man .

muka Adlan happy je platinum . Mei Vern , and Ilyas . sergonok . Sorry

aku tak dapat tangkap gambar kau faye . my phone doesnt have wide angle lens

I guess the best performance of the night would be by these guys . The All

American Rejects . With tyson's shiny arms and floresent singlet , they lit up the night

with almost 6-8 tracks from their current and previous albums . BEST BAI!!!

Tyson on the left side . crazy bastards . I swear these American bands bring coke

in their guitar cases or something

After all , what is gig without a post - party right ? meeting all the artists

SERGONOK wei !

And lets not forget the dude who bought all this enjoyment to me and my friends

the guy standing on the left cubicle , (i dont have a more decent picture of you)

Shafiq Ismet!! owe you one buddy . No , i dont owe you , because i PAID for those

post party invites . Never the less , Thanks Bro!!

I know what i did wrong , im sorry . Please be more understanding . Ill be waiting for you love .

I met Mother Teresa at Murni

Alright guys , i wouldnt be going down to a level so low until i have to do this . Ill let the pictures do the talking and maybe , justtttttttt maybe you guys could find the caring , loving warmth that makes us all human similar , and give us...........

(cue drums) :

MTV WORLD STAGE LIVE IN MALAYSIA

Featuring

The All American Rejects

Boys Like Girls

Kasabian

Hoobastank

and loads more artises ( im just lazy to find more pictures ) . And guess what guys ? im making a poem sooooooooo good that you guys just gotta give me tickets to this gig . Here it goes

One day I was going driving in the car ,

On the way to college that was so fucking far ,

I turned on the radio and guessed what i heard ,

MTV World stage in Malaysia that was absurd!!

So down the highway i raced to williams ,

so fast that if i got a ticket costing millions ,

I saw Faye , Ilyas and David sitting in the corner ,

Aku baru sampai tak sempat nak order .

We were all hyped up about this gig ,

so hyped up that we ate like a pig ,

see how excited we are about this ,

come on guys this aint something to miss ,

As we disscussed how to get tickets to the play ,

Faye kan buat advertising , hooray! ,

we came up this ingenious plot it was like this you see,

please visit http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3458/3793303372_48160883a3.jpg .

Damn im good i made it rhyme ,

youll all be hypnotized and sublimed ,

to give us tickets to see the show ,

remember that line in the 303! song DONT TRUST A HOE!!

If you guys got a heart please share the joy ,

Not with other people named Roy ,

remember the names NAJEE ILYAS and FAYE ,

you do this you'll make our day .

OR maybe you guys we could do a trade ,

only works for girls , gays and indon maids ,

you give me 1 ticket i give you Faye ,

gimme 2 tickets ill throw in Anthony .

im pretty sure by now you guys are bored ,

so ill finish this post before you abort ,

so you all now know our plan and our Goal ,

to get MTV tickets without selling our soul .

ALright guys . that was it . Hope you had a good laugh .

dah seronok gelak gelak tak reti reti nak kasi ticket?

i think its time too update

I wouldnt be writing this if i had something to do , so lets start .

1 - for the past 2 weeks ive been coming home at 5 , which is pissing my mum off
2 - Holidays suck , need more kitchen
3 - Everyones gone home
4 - its fucking boring
5 - Been to KL 4-5 times in a row since last tuesday
6 - My boss is actually hot
7 - Im tired of this routine life
8 - need more of that ganja beef noodles ( jalan Alor , and its just normal , but its so good its like ganja
9 - Gotta get a new hooby
10 - This post is boring
11 - Im falling asleep
12 - class starts tmr , time to snap back to reality
13 - gottta get rich
14 - I love you :)
15 - having a bad hairday
16 - Rhema , F*uck you for tagging all those people in THE photo
17 - I gotta sleep , goodnight guys

its 4am and im home

sometimes , i guess we gotta make up our minds . We cant be living our life in the middle , wasting our time thinking what should be our next move . All that pain should just be erased , but it cant be . Easier said than done . We gotta pull ourselves back on our feet , or at least make an effort too . Life isnt fun , but who said it was . Sometimes we do stupid things , but were just human . The only thing to do is forgive and forget . You shoot the person , you tiao the person , you beat up the person , it wont change anything . So just pull yourself through it all and just hope things go well .


still holding on , and on and on and on and on ..........

So turns out it wasnt gonna be as bloody as i thought

Wanna know how weird these past few days were? As weird as Anthony-stops-swearing-and-starts-speaking-in-a-british-accent weird . For example

1 My chef starts talking to me about MJ
2 He starts saying that i have a shrine in my room for MJ (wtf)
3 We make SPICY Chocolate pudding . EXCELLENT , but wierd .
4 I get my ass whopped in DOTA , 2 times in a row
5 I smartly look my locker with the key INSIDE the locker , and ended up having to break the fucking RM9 lock
6 I tried to sell the 'DIFFUSER' to Ilyas , but to no avail
7 Fahim dah pergi :(
8 Pillow talk with RHEMA
9 GOT SCREWED , by the last person on earth , ANTHONY
10 Ate Durian , and met MR LEE there . WTF
11 Had the smell stuck in my throat , For 2 , TWO , DUA days/hari
12 Shaved the sides of my hair , with Fahim , at SHY GUY
13 Met an old friend , in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
14 Put a Half-mask in my car , cant take no risk of swine flu
15 Suspect that Nicholas has Swine flu .
16 Now that fucking tranny checks me out at the gym , and the best part was , i DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE/HE WAS A TRANNY . FMLFMLFMLFML
17 Walked around the whole OU with my shorts pants . WHICH HAD HOLES . and didnt even notice till i took them off .
18 Found out that i have this habit of lepaking till 4-5am in the morning
19 Found out that im not the only one suffering from it
20 And the best part . Saw YOU :)


so now since i havent had a poem for so long , time to do one ( just hope you understand it)


When i heard your back i just couldnt believe ,
i was in the kitchen and i dropped my seive ,
You didnt tell me your back that really hurt ,
i guess i deserve it so i should get a cert ,

I know you werent ready to see me and neither was I ,
was just hoping you wouldnt punch me until i die ,
but your face showed that awkward look i could see ,
me myself was getting the birds and the bees (or was it the butterflies ? fuck it la) ,

I know this might be a bit too much for you to handle ,
gimme a break dont throw a sandal ,
i hope we could get back to the way it was ,
i really am sorry because.....

your presence reminds me of the time we had together ,
through rain , snow , shine , hail or whatever weather ,
yes i admit i am an asshole ,
i messed up just take my soul .

When you smile the whole world smiles ,
when your sad i can feel it no matter how many miles ,
When your happy it makes me happy ,
better go to the gym im getting flabby .

So i hope you can accept this poem ,
i made out of our love , or what used to be , all sown ,
i hope it will at least put a smile on your face ,
keep you happy throughout the whole entire year , all in good taste (sorry bad ending )


im sorry , i didnt know . And it was really good to see you . I missed that beautiful face . heart you always

How long are you gonna hide it ? before it all comes out

I know

I want that Fucking Green table cloth and i want it now!

To who ever is reading this blog , if you have a green table cloth , call me and tell me , ill come over to your house now and pick it up . NOW!!!

Fuck im so fucked . Either than that , IM READY MAN


If this is your decision i cant change your mind . I know nothing can influence you . Thanks for everything

Im getting it over and done with

When this tuesday comes , im gonna walk into that kitchen , and look Joshua in the eye and tell him 'wheres the stock powder ? .'



Yes guys , im only partially ready for the exam . Wish me luck . Im gonna need it


all's well ends well . Whoever created this line a mother fucking retard . So i guess this is the end huh ?

i miss you like how the world misses micheal jackson

There i was today , scrolling through the countless amount of bullshit on facebook such as 'you are 90% gay' or 'you will have 2046723416892316 wives' . the fuck? Anyway , this certain post caught my attention . Pay tribute to MJ now . And thats when it hit me

He passed away .


Such a tragic loss to the world . Even though he was framed for all types of shit , he still made it through . Not bad for a 50 year old pop king . Even though he is gone , his music and memories will live on in our phones and ipods .



A moment of silence please










And now back to MY story . Today wasnt such a bad day at all . Woke up in time for prayers . Amazingly , considering i slept at 6am . Met Aznam , faye , zai and Matt at the mosque and continued at the food court . Went home , then went to the gym for kicks . Then met up with Os , Aznam , Azman and Zai for a round of pool . The best part was , i actually won me and aznam
a PERDANA V6 and an OPEL FRONTERA 4WD !! . Excellent game gents , now if you would just hand me the keys tomorrow before i splash red paint on your house . hahaha.





CARVING PART 2

Right , now i will show you all what you get from working your ass off doing carving for a month non stop , everyday except the weekends , risking yourself from getting cancer , blocked nose , trakea problems , emhysema and H1N1 (lebih lebih la ni . ) . Knock yourself out guys





My baby which i painted single handedly . It just takes your breath away . Its beautiful , its amazing , its awesome , its SEX , its GOD !!! (i deserve to be a jerk!! ) . There is a butter sculpture of this . Dont worry , part 3 coming soon!! ill try and get all the picures of everyones work .




Thats a fineeeeeeeee piece of chicken




The majestic Blue Merlin or should i call it a Dolphin . Silver streaks are nice . This isnt the completed version . Muka imran kusyuk je cat .



This is the peacock by Jiawen , Christina , Timothy and Chia Yuen . It has really nice , bright and loud colours , but between you and me , this is the problem to all our police traffic solutions , put it in a juction and you got a traffic light . A chingky once said 'ini burung letak kat ss2 sana traffic mesti okay punya , jalan semua clear , polis tak payah risau ' . hahaha , puki nyer ah ying




The fish by Adam , Lynessa , Grace and Sarah . Nice colour , but too monotoned . I love the perky-ness of the fish , its a horny fish . WTF .




The buttered version looks wayyyyyyyyyy better . Looks more cooler . with the sisik , and the details . Deserves an A++ man .




This is the cream of the crop man . The best so far , the bees knees , the cats pjyamas . The sex man . Its pure artwork . Picasso couldnt even carve the tail man . (if your reading this nic , im not being sarcastic ) . At least he decided to colour it grey-ish to give it the classy horse look instead of the normal brownish , blackish look . The tones are amazing and so is the detail . Hats of too Nic man!!

So guys , if your interested too see more pics , but i wouldnt blame you if your not , because im dead bored of this shit , check out part 3 next week . After i compile the pics . Night guys , have a good weekend

Cheers .

Vietnamese cooking a.k.a vietnam cooking

We did a spot of vietnam cooking last Monday , and those vietnames really know food . Excellent beef Pho (pronounced as ''far") as well as the shrimp fried rice . Dessert was a letdown . wasnt as good as i expected . jangan marah Jiawen , not your fault . hahahaha . As for this cuisine . its made up mostly of beef and pork . Fuck man .





This is like mother of all dishes in Vietname , The Beef Pho . Its considered a national dish over there , much like our nasi lemak . It consists of noodles , beef (preferrably the tenderloin or rump ) and also the stock . The stock is the pillar for this dish , without it , it just sucks . A good stock confirms a good pho . Usually the stock is boiled for a minimum of 9 hours +++ . the longer the better bai!




the beef pho .



This is the honey orange chicken and the shrimp fried rice . Takde la best mana . but the rice is damn good . chicken sucks . should of made lemongrass chicken or the grilled beef .



the dessert . Honeydew with rich coconut sauce and sago . Has a nice taste to it . but fucking sucks




The coconut sauce. dont be decieved by the looks . Sucks big time

Piece it all together and this is what you get . A good 3 course meal . Sorry didnt rotate , malas

hahahaha .

Alright guys , imma end this post . Goodnight

damn i miss you , can we start over ?

All night (mare) long

Okay im gonna fuck the pictures and start typing . Im tired of dragging the pictures down and pasting and wording them . Whaaa Fukkk?!

There are a couple of things i plan to do in the next few years and also apologize for -

1) Get her back

2) Get my 3 star Michelin Status by 27 (beating Ramsay by 3 years )

3) Get that scholarship to Aussie or Germany

4) Open my restaurant by 25

5) Pay for the downpayment for my Supra next year

6) Find a new knife

7) Buy a new guitar

8) Meet Taylor Swift

9) Punch the Jonas Brothers in the face

10) Leave Malaysia

11) Run Mcd out of business

12) Find a cure for cancer

13) Stop smoking

14) Stop sinning

15) Get her back

16) Watch Drag me To hell

17) Stop Nicholas from getting his 3 Star Michelin status before me

18) Make Ah Ying less Lala

19) Buy a K3vet engine for the myvi

20) Buy a house

21) Buy some land next to the sea

22) Build the house on the land next to the sea

23) Build the restaurant next to the sea

24) Bring Metallica to Malaysia

25) Bring Metallica to Malaysia to perform in my restaurant with a 3 - star Michelin status with the guitar i bought .

26) Bring Jonas brothers to Malaysia

27) Bring Taylor Swift to Malaysia

28) By Bringing Jonas Brothers to Malaysia , Metallica will punch them in the face , whereby I will make Taylor Swift be a waitress , therefore boosting sales by 500%

29) I think only number 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,11,15,16,17, 18,19,20,21 will be accomplished

30) I really wanna make number 1 work

Things to Apologize for

1) For all the trouble i caused

2) For being an asshole

3) For making you cry

4) For hurting you

5) For ruining your life

6) For not being there when you needed me the most

7) For ruining a beautiful Relationship

8) For being a jerk

9) For not calling you

10) For not being home early to talk to you

11) For keeping you up late to wait for me to get home to talk to me

12) For not paying back the Rm2o eventhough you didnt let me pay you back

13) For not trusting you

14) For not trying hard enough to keep the relationship steady

15) For giving you a hard time

16) For not showering you with love that you deserve

17) For stopping Nicholas getting his 3 star Michelin Status

18) For beating Mr Ramsay for being the youngest chef to get a 3 star michelin

19) For runing a beautiful Friendship

20) For being an idiot

21) For being deaf

22) For being blurrr

23) For stealing Azim's steel

24) For Tiow-ing Anthony

25) For not delivering your carton on time Arif

26) For making fun of your horse Nicholas

27) For smoking

28) For getting cancer

29) For all the pain and hardship you all had to endure

30) For all the pain i caused to all of you guys ears

Most of all , i would like to apologize to you . It may be hard to accept my apology , but even if you dont , i wouldnt mind . I deserve what i get and if you dont wanna take me back i understand . It was my fault anyway and i cant and dont think i will get over you or my mistake . I really do love you and just because i dont show it doesnt mean i dont love you .

I made this for you .

its not perfect , but its something

Watashi wa Korean cooking

Today was a really good day . Took exam questions , and it was just my luck to get fucking vietnamese cooking . Gotta practice soon , but before that to get into the mood , im going out for vietnamese later for lunch . hahahaha . Thanks Nic!! . As for today , we did a bit of Korean Cuisine . Simple stuff . At least it wasnt Kimchi , Kimchi and more Kimchi .

Korean cuisine

Appetizer - korean dumplings

Soup - Korean cabbage soup

Main course - Korean BBQ chicken served with fried rice

Dessert - Asian pear with peppercorn

This was the soup that we made , Korean cabbage . It uses , well , Korean cabbage . Taste like cabbage and the texture is like cabbage . The best cabbage soup .

After plating it . The greens by the side give it a nice garnish .

This was our appetizer , Korean Dumplings . Notice the 2 big puffy ones in the middle . Jia Wen (not real name ) decided to try and deep fry it and it turned out to be a huge ass keropok. Minus the taste . The filling for the Dumplings were done in 2 parts , mainly because the original minced beef was too slow too cook . So we used the tenderloin which cooks faster . The result , really tender beef that doesnt make the dumpling soggy but sits nicely in there until you bite into it . The beef was mixed with cabbage , onions , garlic , salt + pepper , carrots , soy sauce and sesame oil giving it a really flavourful mixture .

After plating . Portioning too big for 1 pax , 2 were eaten to make the portion correct

Right , this was the highlight of the whole menu . The main course . Who fucks this one up fucks the whole menu up . This was a particular dish i quite liked because no matter how bad you are , you just cant fuck this dish up . Its just simple shallow sau'te-ing with oil and garlic and a whole lot of sesame oil and soy sauce to give it flavour . The sesame oil is one of my favourite oil next to olive oil because of its fragrant aroma . Chinese just dig it (not being rasict ) .




This was the chicken in the middle of the process . Sorry i didnt get a picture of the end product . Tak sempat sebab pergi bawah beli air . Notice the black lumps in the pan . Thats a whole lot of cancer for you all .

Fried rice . As usual . your normal mixture of soy sauce and what not . Nothing special .

This was our desert , very plain . We did change the design after that , but i dont have a picture . We cut it on the top so it would fan out and change the plate to a much larger plate . By right , we should of made a thicker sauce instead of using the sugar syrup from the can . Strawberry or chocolate sauce would of done it .

And finally , put everything together

And wala! you got a set meal for 1 pax . The rice we used for this presentation was white rice ., but obviously after hard work we would pig out on the fried rice . And there you have it Korean cuisine . Simple yet a very flavourful cuisine .

And as for my vietnamese cuisine for my exam , ive decided to get ready early and do my research . So far , the menu i have come up with is

Appetizers - Shrimp Spring rolls

Soups - Beef pho (pronounce 'far')

main course - Stir fry beef with cauliflower and mushrooms

Dessert - Banana with thick coconut sauce with vanilla ice cream

Hope itll work out well . Give you more details on it next week when im done with class . Till then , see you guys

life's like gingerbread , bake it too hard it becomes black , but if you take care of it , it turns out niceeeeeeeeeee

Sup Brow!!! this time ill be showing you guys gingerbread . This is our pastry project that we were given about 3-4 weeks to finish . HOWEVERRRRRRRRRRR , knowing us people for being the best at last minute work , we did it 2 days before completion . some started early , which turned out to be fruitful as some of them were pure beauties . Cheggit out

rightttttt . lets start off with the damn ingedients , you got golden syrup (picture) , honey , brown sugar , ginger spice , cinnamon sticks and plain flour .

MIX IT ALL TOGETHER AND WHAT DO WE GETTTTT??!!!

YES!! A CHURCH!! our transformers idea didnt turn out so well . We thought it did until our chef said 'what is that najee? it looks like a screwed up sex organ ' and we fucked the idea and did a church . yesss a church . Its a protestan church (it is because our chef is protestan and maybe he'll give us extra marks .

Dont mind the roof , its like that because of the blizzard . and the pagar .

muka bangga habis kerja .

And finally , some of the other dudes work . pure masterpieces

sorry guys you gotta tilt your head sideways , i didnt rotate it because i was lazy . hahahahaha

its a train . made out of gingerbread and MNM's . Windows were made of melted hudsons sweets . creative like shit. Must of had a bong to figure that out .

Olala . Paris baby ! most stylish design ive seen amogst the group . And the best part is . The group that made the train , did this also . WHICH MEANS , that group did 2 gingerbreads . DAMNNN . they have my respect .

The windmill however is a tad bit big if you ask me . dont be fooled but the picture . Its HUGE man . the botttle is there for a purpose . Which if removed the blade will fall ....

Which exactly is what happened 3o minutes later. Sorry no pictures , you dont take pictures of a dead man do you ?

The last thing you wanna say is 'Damn That horse Sucks '

From today onwards , im converting to this pictureless , more words blog to a food blog . Ill let the pictures speak for me as im tired of having to think up poems for you guys amusement

Enjoy!! Btw , today's post is about Carving . Nothing to do with food , but the decoration that gives the theme some life . Here we go

see the middle sculpture , the pheonix ,

thats supposed to be what it looks like when its done

stage 1 - rough design , longgggg way to go

stage 2 - the OTHER sculpture , yes guys

your not seeing double , we gotta

do TWO , one butter and one
with poster paint

stage 3 - with the wings on , it looks better

stage 4 - with both of the sculpture with wings
on , it brings tears to my eyes

Alright guys , i can sense your boredom already with the pheonix , so ill post some other work from the other KDU students. Try not to laugh at some of them

especially this one , is it a pig , a wild boar

or a fucking horse ???

wanna take a wild guess ?

yes guys , its a horse , but this took wayyyy longer

than you'd imagine . the dude has been carving

almost everyday for almost a month from 12pm to

7 or 8pm non stop . Extremely good work for

a beginner i must say . The hard work payed off i

guess . However the tail looks like a tupai and the

head looks like a kancil i gotta say . hahaha

This particular one is really impressive to me

done by one of the seniors it really does

symbolise love , dont you think ? I miss you .

Another Swan .

You guys ready for the finale .

OF all the carvings , OF ALL , youd never

expect some screwed up shit like this to come

out

YES , its a pair of lungs and a giant Ciggarette .

If im not wrong it was made for the anti- smoking

campaign . like thats gonna help us stop , please.

Note that the inside of the cig was styrofoam

BUTTT to give it a better look , The front was

made from Real tobbacco , and i do have to say

it didnt take 1 cigg to make the front , more like

a box to cover the area . But it really is amazing

what shit people come up with . RESPECT LA
BROW!!!!

Alright guys , thats all for now . Check it out tomorrrow if you wanna see Gingerbread 'sculptures ' . Goodnight BROW!!

Guitar classes only for you

Aku mintak maaf Abel because i was so late replying your poem , so here it goes , good luck replying it


Two days ago you ask me to pantun ,
sorry lambat aku tengok cartoon ,
bukan aku malas nak tulis ,
cuma dompet aku muflis

I was at hartamas till 4.30am today ,
bastard never call me out forget friends ill say ,
I got home and opened my facebook account ,
Cibai those picture disgusted me no doubt ,

Puki kau post gambar tu ,
apa salah aku jap lagi aku hantar hantu ,
kacau you malam malam in your sleep ,
or eat you alive you fucking creep ,

Pegi pasar beli ayam ,
badan kau ni macam satu batang bayam ,
Kereta kancil nama Clara ,
miang gila babi kau tukar nama jadi Sara

Sorry my poem today is so weak ,
it like 5.30am in the morning this aint my peak ,
so next time ill write another 1 to please your heart ,
jom ah bukak burger stall kita beli dia punya cart ,

College kat Ampang tak nak lagi jauh ,
i bet David is reading this right now-h (just to make it ryhme hahahaha) ,
He couldnt rhyme for jack ,
man he screams when theres a cicak on his back ,

So KM balas la balik i got no hal ,
kau letak gambar tu kat facbook apasal ,
later i burn your house you cry ,
then after that kena langgar kereta bye-bye :) .


no offence Kye Min , sorry ah poem teruk , takde creativity at the moment

Riding the night train to a destination god knows where

Today was the first day of sem4 and i do have to say IT SUCKS BALLS . Both classes got cancelled and i wasted all my energy waking up at 9am , Group C had it even 'better' . They woke up at 6am , some even 5am and all they got was Syed Abu . The fuck?!! Results are still not out yet and judging by the way some ppl got their results after paying the fees , I ain't got no 3A's . Like someone qoutes , tired and uninspired , haihhhh .

And to that certain someone , i really miss you , seems like you've been gone for ages but its only been like 2 months , time flies doesnt it . I hope you're doing okay over there . Dont get stressed out on assignments or other issues , nanti nampak tua . hahahaha . If your reading this , buy me on friends for sale . HAHAHAHA , eh seriously la

saya ingat saya buat baik hantar orang gi Mesir

To start of the post , im proud to say im selling Duhill D360 for a limited time only , by which limited time only means 2 boxes left , hahahaha . starting price at Rm10 . im so bored tonight i think ill wirte a poem of shit


Its a Wednesday morning and its 4.15am ,
lifes boring , fun since when ,
Went to the mamak just now to have some food ,
ended up sitting to the table next to this chingky dude ,
so i go up and ask him whats your name ,
Ah ying ker he says when suddenly my ears felt pain ,
no la Anthony i main main saja ,
you already like a brada ,
Went to the gym before the mamak ,
jumpa John main treadmill i said whaddap !! ,
told me he was losing some weight ,
i told him kepala otak kau , kau dah buff la mate ,
dia kata mana ada kau lagi kurus ,
I said mana ada aku diri lurus ,
Azim and Jason ajak gi penang ,
aku malas la , nanti imran bising again ,
I wann sleep but i dont know why i cant
maybe because im so bored i think ill call my aunt ,
Playing guitar wont help me get to sleep ,
maybe smoking a ciggarette will get me onto the bed which is a heap ,
tried drinking milk and playing games ,
probably i should try talking to James ,
who the fuck is james i dont even know ,
why did i mention him he must be a brow ,
Cooking my maggi mee under a tree ,
To put myself to sleep i think i should get stung by a bee ,
mengarut tahapa-hapa dah pukul 4. 25 pagi ,
Anthony tolong aku bawak kau nyer Nissan Sunny ,
aku nak makan la lapar la pulak ,
tapi maggi mee aku dah jadi kurap ,
taknak aku makan nanti kluar kudis ,
boleh la jadi praying mantis ,
fucking shit im talking crap ,
maybe blogging would put me to sleep or maybe a slap ,
thanks for reading my poem ,
i know it'll make your day , i'll tell'em ,
aku nak tido aku ucapkan goodnight ,
paria sial aku punya mike

lets paint the town red

To honour this glorious day , i will be posting this post in red (ignore all the other posts hahahahahaha) MY MYVI IS BACK !!! for almost a month ive been transport-less , and now ive got my car back . God i miss my wife . Feels so good to have her back .

Anyway , fuck that , been having the most boring-est times of my holiday , trying my best to please my parents , but nothings working , i give up really . its like Buddha trying to please Jesus . Or an ant trying to be an elephants child . WTF now im crapping . Anyone got a place to stay in ? im moving out of this place . Cant take the tengok-muka-aku-kasi-muka-menyampah-face . Im just not ngam with the family , obviously my sister is . But what am i to them ?

Fuck that , today was earth hour people!! so how did you spend it ?
try spending in a traffic jam all the way acroos KL , to get to Bukit Ampang , to see the whole of KL fucking 'turn off' their lights . Not even one area was off and KLCC was shining brighter than the stars , because there were no stars , hua hua hua . LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE . Oh Well , i guess theres next year . Either how it was good spending time with friends on top of a hill just chatting . And i went home , WTF right ? 12 fucking am at home .

If only a red myvi could turn into a red ferrari

Well hello again fellow vampires , we meet again . Its been a perfect day for me , met an old friend from down under , got a really good surprise as someone special to me passed her like 5 packets of you-dont-wanna-know to me :) . Met Adlan , Ilyas , Fahim , Aiman (sorry bro !! jangan dahjal aku !!! aku ajar kau buat paper boat lagi pakai duit seribu la lain kali , hahahaha) , Anis , Zan , and Din.....Din.......Din..uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ah! Dinie . Had a good time as i havent had a big group dinner since when . Kinda miss those days , but anywayyyyyyyyyyy , had another round of lepak in front of 7-11 the curve with slurpee's with chocolate sprinkles (WTF ??) . Went to Idaman cafe' near Curve , and had ice kosong . By that time i was fucking sleepy , as the ambiance was cosy like fuck , and it was bloody gonna rain , so apa lagi la bro , katil Sebjik!!!

Went for Friday prayers in the afternoon (yes guys , gasp in awe) . Regret not going for the past few weeks . Met Fakrullah , Faizal , Azlan , Hazim , Hariz , Niza and that bloody Azree . That bugger , havent seen him since half a year ago . Went to Medan for a drink then it was off to the studio for a bit of jamming which sucked balls . then went home and had my breakfast , lunch and dinner for dinner .

And later on going for Sunburst !! not really an interesting line up , but a lot of new acts to look forward too . Russian winters , Erica Badu (the fuck ? ) and also Korn are the main acts to catch .


asal la coldplay gi singapore ????!!!!

Drop Gear and pull those revs to 9

Well i do have to say guys , its been fucking long since i last updated , so much has been going on i just cant seem to keep up with the time . Im fucking turning old man . So much has been going on and i dont think i can elaborate that many stories in 1 go . For starters , i lost my wife . My first love . Fell in the love the second my dad decided to marry me to her . We've been everywhere together and are unseparatable . Ive been having a really hard time coping with the loss and i guess its time to move on . Shes in the ER but she'll be fine . Fix that broken leg of hers and add a new drive shaft

I miss my Red Myvi

Fucking taxi's , buses all bullshit . Luckily i have wonderful friends(ahmads) to ferry me around . Special thanks goes to

- Joshua
- Jason
- Ah ying (Anthony)
- Harris
- Ilyas
- Fahim
- ada orang tu aku nak ucapkan terima kasih , tapi kereta dia kena jual :P
- David
- Kye Min

Relax la Aiman , at least kau dapat beng kapal terbang . aku kereta pun takde nak beng .
Besides that , got 3 jobs at the moment . Moonlighting over starbucks . So hard to make a decent living these days . Pukimak . Ive been trying to work out after seeing ilyas as my inspiration . Fucking GT wings under his arms . There's been some progess but not much , Gotta keep pushing harder . stopped listening to metal for some reason , started listening to jazz and slow songs . Dah tua la sekarang . Lynn is coming back in another 2 more days , Cant wait . :)

Finally settled my problem , but the problem is not settled if you look at it the other way . I just think that things arent the same . Things change and we should adapt . To those yang complain keep note . Its not really in my power to decide how things work . We all moved on and we cant turn back time . Just leave time to tell and hopefully things will change for the better .

Most importantly , YOU better study hard over there , dont finish your credit calling me , and i hope your happy together with me :) . i really appreciate you and i wont play around anymore . Its time to grow up and to know what path to take in life , and your my path to lead me out of this shit hole :) I Love you so so so much . Take care of your health . And Lynn thanks to you , were both happy thanks to your help :) And Anis , jangan la cari gaduh ngan aku . malas la nak gaduh , And ilyas , kau hot la , and Fahim kau buff la , And Dinie kau ....... kau ........ kau ........ din la . And Anthony , i Fuck chat your whole family . hahahaha

Now that the love is gone

EMPTY =(

I guess i dont belong here

Sorry guys for messing up your happiness . I guess the only way to fix it is to not see you all again . Its no one's fault except mine , and im just a fucked up dude now . Ill find my way out by myself . Just dont look for me again .

Im going to miss you =( , and i really do love you . Fuck what you all think .

Happy cha-nese new year people!

To hounour the mambangs , ill post this post in the colour red so that this year will be a prospers year and yada yada yada . For you chinese dudes out there ive got a poem for you guys!

Taik tikus sudah bersih ,
sekarang taik Lembu sudah mari ,
Korang bau la puas puas ,
Makan oren sampai demam panas ,
minum , makan , judi , happy ,
kalah nangis bunuh diri ,
Salahkan Feng shui sebab kalah ,
tada ong jangan marah ,
Aku marah tak dapat ang pao ,
mentang mentang aku malay -ao ,
So i wanna wish you all a Happy CNY ,
Call me if you alll wanna drink beer ,
My other name is also chong ,
main mah jong tak reti Pong ,
Nicholas la tak nak ajar ,
panggil aku mabuk kurang ajar ,
padahal dia yang bukit bukan aku ,
nanti aku kasi penumbuk satu!!

(This isnt an offensive poem , like all my other poems , take it as a joke for you guys who feel offended , and id like to apoligise before another May 13 happens again , thank you )


HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR GUYS!!
GONG XI FA CHAI!!!

Aku suka la cara kau main Ping Pong!!!

Okay , I admit im getting bored of blogging , not because of anything but i just have had writers block these past few weeks , so i decided to just let the stories berkumpul and just lenjan 1 shot , Amogst the new things and hobbies that I found this week :

1. Williams - cant believe i ate there and the bastard keeps on fucking up his customers la
dah la suara sengau with his lame jokes that are so lame its actually funny . EG.
Williams : wei , korang nak dengan cite kelakar tak?(suara sengau) . Hari tu Nicol
David datang makan kat sini staff aku pun TERUJA la . Diorang gelabah
la nak autograf , nak gambar . Ada la satu staff aku bodoh dia cakap kat
Nicol David , "aku suka la cara kau main Ping Pong"

At least he's entertaining ill give him that .

2. Karoeke(how ever the fuck you spell it) - Now this is the SEX man . I just recently discovered
the joys of it . Besides the fact that my college mate
has a discount card so we all dont have to pay the
full price , I definately had a ball of a time . From
Chinese , to malay , to English songs , it was one heck
of a time . I suddenly developed a liking for jiwang
chinese songs . haha (for pictures visit my facebook)

3. New Friends - I think ada hikmat sebalik betraying Murni by going to Williams . Met like at
least 5 or 6 new friends . The shisha maker , Harris , Dinie and his gang .

4. College - Damn son , Im actually in my 3rd sem . How time flies . Felt just like yesterday I
went in . But noooooooooooooooo , its been almost a fucking year in there . Ive learnt
so many new things and met so many new friends yet there still is a certain lacking
but i cant really put my finger on it . Maybe its the ratio of chinese to malays . Its not
that im racist or anything but lets just say the malays are like chinese there . Its like
99.9999999 chinese-0000.111111111111 malay . Okay la , im exaggerating . 80 - 20
chinese to malays . Its cool la . Everyone is cool . Its so much better than high school
life . The girls just get better and better . No offence sayang :) .

5. Being lonely - Its not easy when your loved ones are far away .

So i think that'll be all . Goodnight guys . Girls i love you . =p

Hello 2009!!! Fuck you 2008!!!

My God , what a year it has been . So far the best in my life! New Friends , a car , tahun jadi kurus and also college . Fuck yeah 2008 . I hope 2009 will be good . Although it aint looking so pretty , nothing that a little make up cant fix . Shaved the sides of my hair , so my mohawk is like fucking tall . And im tired . So goodnight .

dont listen to a person who doesnt drive

As you can see from the statement above , Aznam (not his real name) and taty (not her real name) took me through a series of test to examine my patience , one of the test were driving back from center point and hitting like 4 tolls and paying at least RM 5 and not to mention a few gallons of petrol . I wasnt mad at them , i was just angry at them , and that last sentence doesnt make any sense but does driving around at 3 in the morning hitting 4 tolls make sense ,no right ?? so here;'s how it brokedown , Me , Faye , Taty ,David and Aznam went to Mcd Centerpoint at 1 in the morning to go eat , at 3 we decided to head back , but David being the smart ass , wanted to race , so yeah , instead of taking the toll-free and also less guzzling petrol way , we decided that we should go down to the Federal highway and potong potong . So yeah , we did that , and the night before , Taty was telling me about another shortcut into Kelana Jaya that was futher ahead of the Turn-left-sunway-turn-right-KJ exit , so me being the smart ass listening to the girl who didnt katam the highways in Malaysia , followed her word , next thing I know , Aznam tells me 'look there's a toll' . PUKIMAK , kena RM1.10 . Then to go back we had to U-turn which again cost us RM 1.10 . So in the end , we go on and on on the highway , and then Aznam and Taty told me to turn into the Subang exit , just as we entered the corner and took it i said 'You guys sure ah , it looks like there's a toll up ahead' and just when i open my mouth . PPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW !!! it hits me like a train going at 5000000000miles and hour ramming you with spikes in the front and i land on a steel mattress (agak mengarut but bear with me!) , PLAZA TOLL 200 meter di hadapan and i go "fuck man!! another toll" and this aint your average toll where you pay at the counter , it was the one where you get a ticket . SO i take the ticket dengan muka tak ikhlas and in the end we find ourselves on the opposite side of Aman Suria and guess what ?? we find and exit and POOOFFF , were back at Centerpoint . Square 1 . WWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFF?????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!




So here's a poem for today's lesson .

Aznam dan Taty asked me to take the federal highway ,
without realising that they just ruined my day ,
so before you tell me to take that exit ,
make sure we dont end up back at centerpoint you nit ,
After wasting a bar of petrol ,
and paying like Rm 5 for 4 tolls ,
sumpah babi betol!!!!
Kimak kau ada ada je LOL Aznam & Taty ,
lagi baik la aku pegi mati .

Goodnight , And no hard feelings guys , it was fun =)

We all turn black , when the lights go out

In honour of Zainul , Ilyas , David , and all the other kaki kereta's

Life is a car ,
I should know because i raced a toyota Celica ,
But someone said its just a 1.8 ,
Memang la dah bawak Perdana he thinks he's great ,
I just bring a Myvi Se thats all ,
langar sini langgar sana like macam si-all ,
Merah warna ku , warna laju ,
padahal meter samapai 175 je tak pernah lagi maju ,
That day we raced from KL to PJ ,
ada la orang tu tinggalkan Viva kesian diorang kena layan Greenday ,
Bawak entah mana sampai jumpa tol ,
bukan 1 tapi 2 haha kesian betol ,
Pergi shopping rims tah kemana ,
lagi baik aku rembat dari kembara ,
Astina 323 tu bak datang ,
lampu katak tu macam air brake la alang alang ,
Aznam bila kau nak ada license,
kau lagi baik kau tungang bison ,
Myvi aku rindu Wira kau yang bau kunyit,
Asal sekarang bawak Renault test drive unit? ,
Ilyas bawak kete Myvi hitam ,
jap lagi aku calar body kau aku takut kau pitam ,
Fahim kereta kau seksi dan sungguh menawan ,
padahal kereta bunga Citra lestari relax la kita kawan ,
Fadli dah nak berbulan lisence tak siap siap ,
takkan tiap kali nak pick up kau untuk meet up ,
Acap emo Volkswagen kau power ,
aku harap kau langgar water tower ,
Anis sorry la i cant include you in this post ,
because of somethign that happened at penchala link i suppose ,
Os ajak drag pakai x-trail ,
dah la besar macam whale ,
Bawak laju macam Man kidal ,
padam muka kena block ngan macha naik basikal ,
Azman owh Azman dengan Gen-2 NGV ,
kau beli je proton tiara tu Rm300 tu kau gadai kau nye TV ,
Eddie kau nyer viva laju ,
hari tu kena tinggal ngan Perdana huhu (apache gelak) ,
Syark Kembara lu style ,
the only person who can drift in it for a mile,
So folks just a god damn pesanan ,
dont bring your car on a sunday with less tyre tekanan ,
especially tayar botak nanti ambik corner 50km/hour ,
things could definately turn sour ,
so if you love your life very much ,
dont dream of blue cars 3 times in a row of such(tanya Zai pasal line ni) ,
And always wear your seat belt ,
because it will help especially when you potong potong in the federal thank you very much .


And thats all! goodnight all , enjoy

Today is a Saturday and where am i??

And where am I , AT HOME??!!! what? yeah you heard me you bastard , im at home , Why are you at home? i dont know man , wtf am i doing at home . I should adapt more to it actually , it seems more money saving , and also it feels like your high because time goes so slow and did i mention that i totally cuts out my smoking habits , only because im too lazy to go to my car and fet my fucking ciggarattes . But yeah , WTF am i doing at home? because i just failed accounts , shit man , How can i get an average grade B for my Semester but fail my accounts . Guess im not alone , hehe =p Shit man , i dont wanna burden my parents to fork out more money for my education , as it is its already a few K for my course , and in K meaning thousand , you know the term used for numbers , not K you *sniff sniff* , bloody junkies . So yeah , i guess i do admit ive been slacking off last semester , ill study harder for my next semester , i hope , dont like to dissapoint , but then again ......

And as for the starbucks Gala night , i heard all the guys got beaten in the Best Dressed Compettion by



















A fucking Drag Queen !!! but you cant blame them , because the judges were drag queens the host were drag queens , and the winner actually had bigger jugs than all of the girls there , luckily this thing is only held once every 3 to 4 years , and now wonder , shit man . Even the CEO's from overseas must of have got the shock of their lives . Luckily the CEO's were really understanding towars them with feelings taken into account and just dismissed the situation without hurting the inner feelings and also without tearing their morale and also their choice of gender qualities .
















If i was the CEO's , imma just punch them int he nuts if they even had any.=)

Shes not what you think she is , Shes more than that

When you start to fight against time , then only you realise that what have you been doing for the past whole year , wasting time , and only on the brink do people change .


i dont what the last 2 lines were about however , i do know it came from the movie , The day the earth stood still . They should fucking rename it The Day The Earth Slept Because Of This Fucking Boring Movie . The storyline was so predictable . Luckily someone was there to teman me , or not , i'd die of the boring disease , a disease which practically everyone in this world has . Tell me who doesnt have it , Its fucking contageous . They should like have a cure for it or something . Now im crapping . Okay goodnight all

Some days you fell like shit , padahal you've been a piece of shit without realising it

Maybe im not cut out to lead a life , i just feel like shit at the moment , im fat , useless and i dont know what the fuck to do anymore , i think im in the wrong course , maybe the kitchen aint my place , i always pictured myself on a stage playing rock and roll , but tah , i dont know what i want in life , im never satisfied , even when i know i have everything in front of my eyes . Running away wont solve my problems , so ill guess ill just have to grab it by the testicles . Maybe ill go away for a week or 2 , i donno . things just aren't the same as they used to be .

When you wake up the next day , you open your eyes and you realise your just another brick in the wall

Considering Malik is crashing in my house while im typing this , i might have a lot of typo's as i cant see shit . But anywho ,the more important thing is that imma right a new post . And you , im sorry man , ive been treating you like shit . Lets just start over , Hi , im najee . I have a 17 incher .

Im in love with this Mantap, Young , Vain , yet Intelligent , Seductive and Ellegant women , a voice that purrs like a kitten , an ass that is just every guys dream but they only get a few seconds to look before it just simply flys past them , a Body of an hourglass and her eyes that just seem to light up the path in front of you . shes so sexy that shes just turns heads as she flies past everyone who have no chance of getting her except for me . And did i mention that of course with every Seductive lady comes the colour red , She smokes and it just hits everything behind her as those killer legs just glide pass everyone effortlessly , she also is extremely stylish and dresses mostly in leather , Shes resilient in every condition possible and doesnt show her weakneses to others . Shes strong as any other girl that would want to challange her has been beaten by her . No matter how many times shes bruised or battered , she just picks herself up and races to build back her perserverance . nothing a little make up cant handle and Now thats true love .





(Mantap , Young , Vain yet intelligent , seductive and ellegant - Myvi SE)

I ant falling for your trap Fadli , you do it man

So yeah , i was planning to drive to Iran , since the petrol price decreased but then i was thinking of flying to London , perhaps check out the latest fashion in PARIS but the rates went up , so yeah , i decided not to go , perhaps stop by New Zealand to do some bungee jumping , or catch some salmon and then go back to Selangor to get some more money then go to China to get some imitation LV hand bags , or stop by South Africa to get some elephant bones , or nigeria to get some diamonds , and maybe North Africa to get some weed and OWH YA , Columbia for some Cocaine and head to Australia to get some Koala Bears for my friends , or some BBQ roasted Kangaroo's thigh with Dingo sauce .


BUT Shit



The rates went up

everybody has to do something they dont wanna do , like for instance , eat 2 plates of nasi dagang

Curse you Zai!!! dont bring me down with you man , and you know what im talking about , haha . Eating and eating and eating today , shit man , i think i put on like 5kg , JUST BY LOOKING AT IT , bloody nasi dagang , felt like trading , and it was good as hell , his mom sure knows how to entice my stomach , so i dont blame you Zai . Went to Athirah 's open house today , her auntie's were like eye-ing me the whole time , and whispering to each other and shaking their head , trauma okay! and thats why i stayed there for only 30 minutes , itu pun tak dapat alone time , some women HAD to be going down the same time i wanted to go back to my car , so we couldnt do anything , not only that , she was behind us and followed us all the way back to my car , because she parked her car next to mine , so all i got was a hug , haih . but better then nothing .

And that was all , till next time , and you never know how valuable or precious something is until it goes way to sarawak to practice sumpit trainingin NS . Take care you .ill miss you =(

I have a mentally ill friend

I DO HAVE ONE I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SHOULD WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR MY THOERY!!!

Just grab life by the balls and just chop its dick off

I'm gonna kill the idiot that let Athirah's sim card fly out the window , no wonder i couldnt reach her today , fuck man . Dah la shes going to NS in 3 weeks , and i cant spend any time with her . Now i cant even reach her . No words can explain the feeling of not being able to contact her . Imma rip his balls out and stuff it in his anus together until his nut sack covers his lungs instead of his balls .

And you , stop worrying , you're getting anxiety . take care of yourself , and call me when you read this post . I owe you a date . dah la ive been busy with work . It looks like things are taking a turn for the worse . Haih...... life's a bitch did i tell you that? of course i did , like since i was 12 .

And YOU , stop pissing of everyone . You said sorry man , i accept that , but come on la , a sorry cant be used forever man . there's a limit to that word . You're a nice guy man , so i'd hate to see you go to waste . All im saying is just change for the better , before its too late . And this is not about the shisha worker .

Dan Kepada Fikri , seorang yang telah hilang nyawa beliau dalam kemalangan , saya ingin mengucapkan takziah kepada keluarganya dan semoga ALLAH restui beliau . 1990-2008 .

If i could be anything I wanted , I want to be a mosquito

To whom this may concern : I' m sorry ive been treating you like shit these past few weeks , even when you need me the most , i was never there . Im so sorry ive been acting like a fuck head and havent been messaging you , I come home late and Im never there for you . Im sorry and if you feel like im gonna cause more problems to you , just tell me . Dah la your going away and i havent even been trying to contact you or anything . I dont know la , its my nature i guess . Im better of alone . How can you stand me? at all .

Bro! , Bro stail la Bro!!

God damn writers block , gets you every time you fucking wanna write a post , finished watching madagascar 2 , fucking funny movie , especially the penguins . Finally got some good nights rest at Aznam's . Do you have any idea how long its been since i got some sleep? shit man , slept at 6am woke up at 2pm , 8 hours of sleep wasnt that bad , considering the amount of time i could of spent sleeping if the other guys werent busy craking stupid jokes . But it was a good night , went to castle , the shisha place near Jalan Damai in Ampang . They got so-so Shisha but the ambiance is cool . Gives you that really mediterranean feel , the 40 degrees celcius feeling , the oil weels here and there , i swear man , that place could of been built on an oil field . Damn Son!! . could taste the oil in every puff of the shisha . But the service is way slow . I could dig up an entire oil field , sell the barrels of oil and even build a chain of petrol stations and the shisha still wont be there . Okay la , a bit exagerrating , but still man , its slow . It aint like Murni where the waiter can remember 15 peopkes order and still arrive on time . Im thinking of cutting my hair again , but i seriously have no clue what to cut it , im tired of a fucking mohawk . Its always been the same cycle , Mohawk , long hair , mohawk , long hair , mohawk , long hair , again and again . Im getting bored , as i do bore easily . Luckily the people around me are entertaining . Or not id be bored to death , or would i say die-hole(people who watch madagascar 2 only can understand that). haha . Speaking of tired-ness , which we werent speaking before this , im tired man , so goodnight .

Last time you were a Nasi lemak packet , but now your a Nasi lemak with telur dada

Its the same as you were just popcorn chicken , but now , your a bucket . haha . Chicken is the best thing next to ciggarates . Finally jamming tomorrow , been itching to play I don't care , Fallout boy 's newest single . not bad . Good display of vocal talent . And i bloody have and exam tomorrow . Food production . So good night and sweet dreams!

And as Meet Uncle Hussein Plays , the Marlboro finishes and the people stampede to see them

What a night la yesterday at OU , Fly Fm's aniversary was one heck of a Birthday Bash , literally bash , What with all the skinnies , indies and not forgetting rempits and fights . What the hell la , they couldnt control the crowd and the crowd was , lets just say was not the legitimate age at the moment . I swear man , the skinnies couldnt get anymore skinnier , the indieness couldnt get anymore indie but the hot pants could be way more hotter . haha . I think half the girls were in hot pants , but it was quite a scene yesterday , not an arms race . Whoops ter - fall out boy skit .
But seriously , the kids these days are getting more and more rowdy . They looked like form 2 , form 3 kids out at night . When we were that age , be back by 6pm , call mother , and also tell mum who were going out with . Dont get me started with the handphones la . Man , whats happening to the world today , its like theres no control . We are in serious shit if we dont do something now . Can imagine our president being a Rempit ?! damn son , rakyat kena pakai seluar cikang , Baju KNN , Castrol , or Brembo , Topi hip hop , Wear their "Bling-Bling" padahal ambik pad lock rumah spray paint gold . Itu pun lama-lama dah karat . Cars are banned , only EX-5 or RXZ's , every night MESTI ada race at Dataran Merdeka , streets are now places to do stunts . DAMN SON!! But hey! look on the bright side , we save a heck of alot of petrol . Full tank RM 7 only But still it was a good night , went to KJ to have a round of shisha , lepak lepak , then sent the KJ guys back and then went Murni with Ilyas and Fahim and then met Syafiq , Imran , Azim and Ah Ying . Good night la , woke up next day with a migrane . Berdarah Kepala aku ! Tapi , it was okay , took like 8 espresso shots , not all raw la , with coffee at training in KL for work . Shit man . Cant sleep . haha . Alright la , you guys take care . Less post now as ill be busy for the next 2 weeks . After that im home free baby!!

If i made a Nickel every time i made fun of Zai , I would be the richest man in the world

At last i finally got to take leave and lepak with the boys at OU , been working the whole week , fucking balancing college and work , shit man , damn tired , im so tired the bags under my eyes are so heavy that it could outweigh the Kl Tower or outsell a Prada handbag , APACHE??
my merepek-ness hasn't changed at all , haha . Finally got too see James Bond today , it wasnt that bad , bloody action packed , could say that the time of the movie was around 1 hour 45 mins . For those idiots who told me that the movie sucked balls(pandai - pandai la terasa) , you all should go suck balls . It wasnt such a bad movie . Some even had the nerve to tell me there was only action at the start padahal almost 75% of the movie was action . Worth my money I would say . After that went to eat Kakapao or pakapao or kapapao or kapalancau whatever you call it near my house . Can you believe ive been living in the area for 18 years of my life and i never knew there was such a dish here . Fuck man , the things i learn . Its a traditional Kelantanese dish , which is served with rice and minced beef with some soup , OS im sorry i told you it was a Thai dish , sorry man , wrong info . I gotta go to sleep bloody hell , got work at 10 . A very goodnight to you all!!!

1 More shot for the Road

I think im getting addicted to coffee god damn it . I rely like hell on the espresso shots and without it it makes me really sleepy . Damn son , too much work . The main part of tonight was that ARSENAL whooped M.u , or more affectionaly known as Manchester United . and gave a run for everyone's money , considering that they lost 3 games in a row , just makes it look more humiliating for M.u that they couldnt even win , shameful . Heroes of our time sial . I am so tired im gonna start crapping shit out of my nostril if i dont sleep , so goodnight and ill uodate tomorrw .

Ghost Hunting Part II

Aint gonna explain much , just that we went to Seputeh cemetary , Dr Frenzy's house and The highland Towers . It was a hell of a night . Sorry for not updating people , been fucking busy , what with work , assignments and exams . Damn son . Its a busy month . So if i dont update dont get angry , dont get cranky ,dont get mad , dont get sad , Gila la , i still can rhyme , haha .

Started work today , wasnt all that bad , the crew treats me nicely . i really feel at home there . I wouldnt mind rushing from college to work . First day dah buat hal , haha . I refuse to elaborate where im working for security reasons and knowing all you cheap ass bastards are gonna come and pau some things from the store . However the most disturbing thig i find is that we have to throw rubbish next to the god damn mortuary . Imagine your taking the trash and then suddenly theres a gust of cold wind and somebody taps you from behind and then says ''Hye Bang , pegi mana? nak tolong "" damn son . Terbalik otak kau!! So with all due respect , i do have to say shouldnt they make an auto dustbin where it just teleports the rubbish to a landfill . Future habis , haha . Alright man , thats all i can blog at the moment , have to prepare for a presentation tomorrow . Damn son . Wish me luck and have a goodnight people .

Are you a terrorist , because your the bomb !

As we peed one last time outside somebodies abandon mansion , I was looking inside the house , damn son , what a scary thought . There was nothing inside except pitch black darkness and the sounds of frogs croaking . After one last headcount , ME , Zai , Faye , Ilyas , Fahim , Azman , Os , MD and Tun actually had the balls to climb over the wall and break and entry . No man , were no theifs , we were going fucking ghost hunting at 11.30pm . What the fuck were we thinking , we could of had drinks at Murni ,had a laugh or 2 but nooooooooooooooooooo , we had to go all the way to Shah Alam and go ghost hunting . Like how Os puts it , our pubic hair was 90 degrees already . so as we climbed the wall , we took some PVC pipes to protect us from some Mat dadah , just incase . I mean , how the fuck you wanna whack a ghost when it just goes right through them . Doesnt make sense . Anyhow , as we walked through the uncomplete mansion , which by the way was FUCKING HUGE . Is probabally 6 times bigger than zai's house . The swimming pool was was dirtier than the Klang river . The weed there , im talking about the lalang , not marijuana you fucking druggies . So as we enter the main door , there's debre lying everywhere , and not to mention the errieness of the house . As we walked up the stairs , there's and abandon Koi pond below , and metal rods sticking out of the side of the stairs , slip one time and you will be the one haunting the house . As we go through rooms ,and rooms , and rooms , you mind starts to think of the imaginable . And plus the sounds of nature werent reallly helping that much . The only thing that really bothered me was , it might sound stupid but the doors were really small , me and Zai next to each other also we couldnt move . And with Faye snapping shots with his camera , who knew if a 10th face would come out . Check facebook la for the pics . Either way , it was a fucking huge house . There were so many rooms and when we went below , you could see drawings , quite herratic drawings , the emo-ish type of people dead lying in a pool of blood . was quite freeky to me , but the others enjoyed it , but i do have to say the artwork was amazing . After that , we eve had time to stop in front of the main door and play tic-tac-toe on the floor, ia la , mentang2 berhabuk kan . But the best part was getting out , berdarah nak keluar . lIyas and Azman climbed the wal first , Then me . After that , Zai typically climbed the wall and took forever to get down , alasan macam macam la. haha. jangan terasa beb .

After that , we went to another haunted house in PJ , section 17 . God damn son , ive been living there for 18 years of my life and i never knew there was one . This one was a good one . We went in and we actually saw a sign which said 'Peringatan Mustahak' . To tell you the truth , my balls went to my lungs man . i thought the sign would read "peringatan Mustahak , sila jangan menganggu setan setan yang menduduki di kawasan ini . Untuk sesiapa yang lemah semangat sial tinggalkan tempat in sekarang . " But nooooooooooooooooooooo , it bloody read "peringatan Mustahak , bil Astro hendak dibayar tepat pada waktu nyer " or some shit like that . At least my balls went back to my nut sack . So we took a couple of photos in the mirror and then went upstairs . This was were the fun began . There were 2 rooms upstairs , and the shit we found was enought to make a thriller movie . At first we went into the room on the right . First we looked on the floor and found a whole load of pills, so many colours , and it was still fresh . So that means someone was there lately , apparently it was period pain pills . Then we found a note , or a letter , which was written to the fellows girlfriend . aged 20 this year i think . Then we found a photo album of 5 pictures of these 2 guys posing . We even had the time to laugh at them . Then came the 2 most shocking things . one was a rats body . but it had no smell , so that means it was just only killed but the head was a few CM away from it , so a cat must of killed it but it was sick man . And guess what , we found a bloody Sri Aman badge laying on the floor . And also a MRI scan that shows the girls was pregnent or what not . It wa quite thrilling as we tried to piece together some theory we made up from nuts . We went to the 2nd room and found a PMR agama paper dating back to 2004 and some photos of a boy with his family , freaked the shit out of me la but i buat buat macho la . Finally we left as MD and Tun had to go so i sent them home and went to Al-shafie to have a drink with the guys . What a night man , i swear , i wouldnt mind doing it again , was a good experience . So the next time we do it , imma bring some fucking back pack that can shoot a plasma beam and a trap so i can catch them . Too much ghostbusters . haha . I will see you again guys and remember , never go into a "haunted" house alone as you dont know whats lurking next to you or above you or behind you . damn son , i think someone is next to you reading my post . Till tomorrow see you again guys and happy halloween!!!!

If you cant smoke at Petrol Stations , Why do Petrol stations sell ciggaretes?

That outta stretch your interlectual I.Q till next year , haha , so what do you want me to blog about today? Cars , the fastest or the slowest? Fashion , the most stylo , or the most disasterous? Music , the latest , or the most outdated ? Politics , the funniest to the stupidest parlimentary debates(jap lagi kena tahan ISA baru aku tau)?or everybody's favourite , FOOD!!

You know what , ill just put in everything , should be less than 5000 words , haha .


Hold on , lemme get a quick bite from the fridge and well be on our way . Right , where were we? right cars . For those who are new to driving , dont worry . I suggest a Myvi . What myvi? isnt it overrated , but still man , you cant beat quantity over quality , i mean it is the best car for a beginner . With a top speed of 220km/h , 12 cylinder engine , 52 cal. machine guns , hellfire rockets , and a tombstone , whoops ter- death race there . But serious with a top speed of 220km/h(never trust your max speed , its bullshit , probabbly 180km/h , but you could push it to 200 km/h) its a stable car , and hell man , it can speed , my highest was probably 140km/h but i havent pushed it too the limit , and the modifications you can do too the car are unlimited , so many styles , but so little money . The acceleration is crap , but it has a good top speed . Its a bit high if you wanna try and drift(right FooSoon? batu 3 mari) . But the brakes are superb and if you wanna change the muffler , itll get a smooth sound , not the sound of a 5 year old RXZ . Basically its one of the best cars around , and they even came up with a new model . I would love to do an advert like my post below , but im too lazy . Fuel consumption is at first CRAP , but after a while youll get used to it , just gotta know how to save it . Remeber guys and girls , tali pingang tu pakai , i know its not stylo but hey it saved one of my friends life once and its saved mine once .

Right , moving on to fashion , for me i personally think skinnies will be in style for a very long time , can never go wrong with a pair of that , a casual shirt , a fedora , pointy shoes and also a skinny tie . But be warned , its a very malnourished look and those who have thighs the size of pigs like mine , are advised to stay away from it . And they say Malaysia's obesity is growing , my balls la . Everywhere you go people are wearing it . And whats up with a DSLR? i know a few people who really have passion for photography , like faye or Acap emo .. I mean i went to this party and you can see out of 50 people 35 have DSLR's . Not that im saying its bad or something , but the Nikon manager must be orgasm-ing with money right now . Its the latest trend now . Quite overrated .

As for music , im not such a mainstream listener , but im digging the band We The Kings , especially secret Valentine and also Check Yes Juliet . Quiet catchy . As for you metal heads out there! underground has realeased a whole lot of new albums . Metallica , Death magnetic , look out for The day that never comes , All Nightmare long , Cyanide and unforgiven III . It a mix of the new and old , and it isnt another saint Anger . worth every cent for that album . Slipknot also has released a new album , All Hope Is Gone , look out for Physchosocial , snuff , Gahenna and butcher's hook , a whole new version of them , complete with solo's and heavy riffs . Even Trivium has one out , Shogun , aint really my type now , but its still worth a try , ill say the song Shogun , Insurrection and into the mouth of hell we march are woth listening too , the rest arent really that interesting . My mum intoduced to be a new band called I am Ghost , an album called Lover's requiem , its really powerful , i cant really define their genre , something like opera with a bit of screamo and melodic riffs . But songs like , We Are Always Searching , Killer Like Candy , Our Friend Lazurus Sleeps , and This is Home are worth your 5 minutes in life . A lot of new albums , from the likes of Underoath , In Flames , and also Green Day's new side project , Foxboro Hot Tubs , its another side of them ,very rock-and-rollish . But really i cant stand this band called Jonas Brothers , What the fuck is wrong with them . I fucking hate the shit out of them , they sing pussy songs , to start of with their fags and what the fuck chords do they play . Songs like Burning up ARE NOT, I REPEAT ARE NOT worth your 5 minutes of your life . Go too Google and type Jonas Brothers suck and you can see for yourselves .

Okay , this is a short section because i do not wanna get ISA's ass on me . For starters , the parliment could stop with all the bickering for a second and focus on our dwindling economy , fuel prices , roads , fuel prices , food , fuel prices and also fuel prices . did i mention fuel prices . Ini tak , Bomb sini ,Bomb sana , C4 sini C4 sana , fighting for post , corruption . This country seriously needs a revamp of its political situation . they fight over the smallest things and make it into a big issue , like Shah Rukh Khan;s datukship , why does he deserve a Datukship ? like that i deserve a datukship . Why? because i eat Keropok lekor and Nasi Lemak , Teh tarik and Teh O Aid every day . The guy doesnt even know where Melaka is for gods sake . And all this commotion about a takeover by PKR . damn son , i had faith in those guys . its already November and nothings change . At leat BN is doing something by lowering fuel prices and at least you can see effort is made by them . You let me down la Anwar , go sodomise somebody la .

And finally the best part , Food , ill give you guys the best place to have a good meal , or just have a nice place to lepak with friends . For starters , try Jetty at OU , it has class ill give them that , but with the pricings of a mamak . I used to go there everyday on my lunch break . could use RM10 , RM5 for ciggys , Rm2 for the bus ticket and you imagine la , RM 3 for food there . Besides there , Hartamas , a place called Uncle Dons , but sold it off , and they changed their name to The Attap , its just opposite Breakers , a nice place to play foosball or pool . The fried Kuay Teow is the recommended dish over there along with a Balang of Shisha , i recomend Coke and Lemon as the taste it bloody good . Even in Hartamas Square , which is next to Breakers , the mee over there and the seafood is excellent . Just go there, order a big glass of chinese tea with Sugar and dried wanton mee , and thats all youll ever eat . All together the price should be RM7 , and a balang of Shisha would be 13 without ice and 15 with ice . Kedekut Rm2 untuk ice dia , berdarah nak bayar . If I were heading to SS2 , i have only 3 places in mind . One would be Greenwood , its a small cafe' opposite the big chinese foodcourt(or the shop rows next to the petrol stations) . Known for its teas , has a great variety and they evn have games meant for families but we play them too , so just dont give a fuck what other people think . Rm4 for a whole teapot of your chosen flavour and 50 cents for every refill , but they wont change the teabag , so i give it after 3-4 refills the flavour of the tea will go missing . Second would be Indomie , its located just opposite INC cyber cafe , opens at around 4-5pm until really late at night . Nice spot to look for food if your hungry . I dont really go there often , but i heard the nasi -nasi dishes are good . I might look dirty but dont be decieved by it . Just follow my theory , the more and the bigger the cockroaches or the rats in the place , the better the food . Im serious , why would they be so big unless they eat alot? why would they eat alot? because the food is good.you see . Right , moving on , the last place where you will always find me and the gang , the place where people meet , the place where people all over Selangor wouldnt mind coming no matter how far they live , excellent service , a bit cleaner now thanks to our MBPJ , friendly staff and of course hot girls , MURNI!! , yes i know ive been talking about it since my first post . So you ask , whats good to eat there? whats the menu like? What Menu?? they dont have a menu , just ask and theyll make it for you , except for sushi and mexican food , they serve practically everything under the roof . But for the food it might be a bit pricey , so come with at least RM2o if you wanna have a good meal . I recommend Nasi Gorend Maryland , Nasi Goreng Napoleon , Loh shi fun , Mee Raja , The Cabonara spaghetti , Dragon Pizza , Roti special , Roti Daging ,and not just mine but Malaysia's all time favourite , the Nasi Lemak . The sambal is good most of the time and puas hati la makan . As for the drinks , i dont even know where to start . mother fucker has too many drinks , try the specials , the normal drinks like teh'o'ais , teh tarik , ais kosong can go fuck off la . The must try drinks would be Banana speacial , Pink panther , lily's special , Honeydew special , Ribena surprise and also the Mango special . Its not only blended with the fruit , it has fruits in it , like watermelon , lychee , longan and also the nata de coco . Its really worth your 5 bucks and you wont regret going there . However i do warn you do not go there on rainy nights as the service will start too suck balls and orders will get mixed up and fights will start(right David?)
The last place that im gonna introduce to you is located in Seapark , we call it Nasi Lemak Babi , but dont worry , its 100% halal but we call it that because its next to a Babi factory . The nasi lemak there is the superb and serive gets an A1 . Prices are also extremely reasonable .

So i hope you guys did actually read through it and enjoy the review . And not just scroll down here to read this part because there isnt any jokes here . ITs not funny . So i hope ada la benda berfaedah skit i wrote instead of crap like my other posts . so thanks for reading and if i get the ISA tomorrow, i want a candlelight virgil in front of the camp in Kemunting . If you dont get the joke that means you didnt read the post on top and your a fucker . goodnight . and have a good night on Friday . Happy Halloween Ladies and Gentleman!!

If you were to pray for plagues , your an asshole

No offence there , but its true what? which idiot wants to pray for plagues . HOWEVER , i am not a supporter of B.M.T.H . For those who dont really understand it , its short -form for bring me the horizon . How the fuck can you all listen to somethat you cant understand . I mean dont get me wrong , im a supporter of all musics , except techno , but yeah , my favourites are Trivium , Metallica , or Lamb of God especially , i am a fan of them , but for these bands like B.M.T.H . We have a name for this type of band , we call it band Acap . Band What? you heard me kotek , band Acap . Dont ask me why , ask him . His music , not mind . However the fellow does has a few qualities we can aall agree too






not!!!!!

who am i kidding , Acap if you're reading this , relax la , dont be so physcosocial , ah , Acap Myvi sah terasa by now , dont worry man its the other Acap emo. Girls are gonna hate me for this post . I cut my hair today , bloody hell , didnt turn out the way i wanted it to be ,but never mind , it looks good, i wanted the real mohawk that was skinned at the sides and also quite thick in the middle , but never mind , good job Jeffery (the hairdresser) . If you guys looking for a haircut , try checking out Kimmarries (i think its spelled like that) in SS2 , its just behind the mamak called Pelita , its worth a try i mean i got my cut from a senior stylist complete with a wash for only RM25 . The place is full of cin-cins (for those who dont understand , just message me) but their cool and they really know how to cut hair .

But its okay , me and Zai were just fucking around with his brothers camera and in the end we came up with this idiotic commercial , it goes abit like this :

Does Your Helmet look dull like this?

Looking for something mor exiciting?

Want the Power of god in your hands?

BUY THE ANGELIC HELMET NOW!!! FEEL LIKE GOD WHEN YOU WEAR IT !!! NEVER LOSE A RACE AGAIN , BE ENVY OF YOUR FRIENDS , FAMILY AND ANYONE!!!

Before

After!!!

Just look at him beaming with confidence and pride!!! And before you know it ......................

YOUVE WON YOUR FIRST RACE , AND IT DOESNT STOP THERE , SO WHY HESITATE WHEN YOU CAN BE LIKE THIS GUY!!! GET YOUR ANGELIC HELMET TODAY AT YOUR LOCAL HELMET STORE NOW!!!

Limited to 1 only , terms and conditions apply , 5% goverment charge and 10% service charga apply , read any further and your an idiot .

So there you have it folks , now you know what the fuck we do with our time , i gotta go now , class at 8am , damn son , i will update soon , zai sorry for using your pictures man ,haha .what a sad day

Im so hot , that when I rob your house , youll call the fire department

Syok sendiri skit di atas , haha , sorry for not updating for a while , been busy , fucking tons of assignments to do , luckily i decided to update today . I tell you after school our biological clock gets so messed up its not funny . You bloody sleep at 4 am and expect to wake up at 7.30am for classes and sleep in the afternoon . its just shit man , you feel like shit , you taste like shit . YOU ARE THE SHIT , apache? haha . sorry just so sleepy i just wanna write crap . And i finally ended my money crisis , Got a job at Starbucks in Assunta Hospotal , where they fucking throw rubbish in the mortuary , can you imagine walking down that long hallway alone and suddenly something says 'here man , lemme help you with that' and it just fucks the living daylight out of you ,damn son . Finally killed my craving of a pink panther at Murni just now . For those who dont know what a pink panther is , its a blend of strawberry and i think a hint of banana , a very smooth mix which just sends impulses to your brain of satisfaction and pleasure with the ultimate taste of a perfected drink , not too sweet , not too tawar . God damn son it sounds like sex . Whats that? did i just stilmulate your taste buds? then get your ass too murni pronto . Boss Murni better thank me for promoting his restaurant . haha

Just for today ill be making my blog rhyme , so this might bloody take some time

Just for today , imma make my blog rhyme ,
so it might take some time ,
this aint gonna be easy ,
it aint like gonna be very sleazy ,
so sit back and read my day ,
in rhyming mode , bloody hell i sound like an idiot ill say .

It was a quite okay day ,
until my F&b lecturer told us our results were like decay ,
It was quite saddening ,
until i realised what was happening ,
So i went to Chong's house to play some Mahjong ,
In the end got fucking maki sampai kena pelangkong ,
After that went to Riley's for a round of fusball ,
didnt walk out of it so tall ,
Met KM , Kenneth , Praevin and David ,
played a round of snooker and didnt untung or rugi Dammit!
Sent my college friends , Km and Praevin home ,
until i realised i left my cap and phone ,
I was half way into PJ ,
when i had to turn back and it go through the traffic jam okay!
Went to a Petronas station to refuel ,
Bloody hell , felt like a mule .

In the end got to Riley's ,
the people over there were all so smiley ,
Luckily my things were still there ,
at least there are some people who still care ,
they told me they would never take diorang baik hati ,
baiknya hati diorang , next time i belanja chapati ,
In the end sent them home ,
Berdarah otak aku ambik phone .

Finally after all that got back home ,
JO ,i swear i felt stoned ,
ate my dinner and did my assignments ,
Bloody fuck it was like some octagon segments ,
after that went to see the gang ,
saw KM , David , Zai and Gurdip what a bang ,
Zai bought his newly refurbish Kembara ,
bloody hell tried to con me it had 887 horsepower ,
you think im that stupid ,
wait till i hit you on the head with my alat sulit .
But anyhow his Kembara had fucking nice rims ,
you just wait zai ill scratch it with a tin .
Went for a round in David ' s manual Waja ,
rasa gila babi macam raja ,
Relax la bro I know i wasted you petrol ,
wait la , i buy you a brand new kettle ,

So now im finally back home listening to Muse ,
God damn son i can rhyme better thank Doctor Suess ,
Cat in the hat aint got nothing on me ,
he can go and mati!
So thanks a lot for reading my post ,
i hope you guys dont see a ghost ,
especially Adlan who works at starbucks ,
tell me who throws rubbish in the mortuary oh shucks ,
I hope you guys dont get a headache ,
it okay , ill bake you a panadol cake .
thats all for now i got class at 8 ,
ill see you tommrrow mates!!